Demetri Martin Visual Jokes: Cactus
“About a month ago I got a cactus

FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for “suck here”.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “down under.”
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and [...]

Yo Mama So Fat Jokes-Funny Humor
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she [...]

Yo Mama So Ugly!
Yo Mama So Ugly when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
Yo Mama So Ugly she looked out her window and was arrested for indecent exposure!
Yo Mama So Ugly minutes after she was born her Mother shouted ‘What a treasure!” and her Poppa said “Yes, now let’s go [...]