Funny Song - SNL Will Ferrell and Shaq

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 16,2008

Funny Song - SNL Will Ferrell and Shaq

Tom Green - Funny Vagina Song

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: Comedy
• Date: May 16,2008

I was unaware that Tom Green also had a fun Vagina Song.

Comedy Song Lyrics - Vagina Song by Tom Green
Some of them are hairy
Some of them are bald
Some are kinda scary
and this is what they’re called…

(chorus)
Vagina…
Vagina….
They call that thing vagina….

Some belong to virgins
They’re really tight and strong
But big or small, I love ‘em all
That’s why I sing my song

(chorus)

Vagina!!!!!

Some of them are smelly
Like clams and fish and such
Some smell like a summer’s eve
Cuz they’ve been douched too much!!!!

(chorus)
(chorus)

Nothing could be finer
than to be in a vagina
in the morning…

Funny Song - The Vagina Song

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 16,2008

Funny Comedy Song - The Vagina Song-Video

Funny Song - My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 13,2008

Funny Song - My Atari Lyrics - By Sudden Death

My Atari, turn off all the lights
And bask in the glory of a two-bit sprite
I stood in line, when I was nine
Bought Burgertime and left the world behind
And out my speakers Q-Bert speaks
Won’t offend my peepers ’cause his words are bleeped
My Atari’s on a stand with an uneven height
So I use my X-Box just to prop it up right
My Atari still works after all these years
From when it first appeared on sale at Sears
We’ll be together forever, I named it Heather
And I’ll never get sick of pushing the reset lever
My Atari! My Atari!

Yo, whassup?
My Atari, driving down a street at night
Now I’m bumpin’ and jumpin’ to a staggering height
It always brightens up my day, and just last Friday
I found myself trying to kill a frog on the highway
You can’t go wrong, with games like Pong
But on Pitfall the snake bit me in the schlong
And I slide left and right, I’m puttin’ up a fight
With shields dwindling and Space Invaders in my sight
And so now I’m just sittin’ here catchin’ some bombs
I can play while on the toilet ’cause my phone has the ROMs
My Atari! My Atari!

Now, me and my Atari play the illest games
I like to duck and jump over dragon flames
We slay all dragons, red, yellow, and green
And the bat carries corpses from screen to screen
Outer space and under ground when I play my game
I shoot everything, it all looks the same
I’m set on expert every game I play
Even Strawberry Shortcake has me playin’ all day
My Atari! My Atari!

Now the games that I possess have quite a range
Myself I’ve got four-hundred games
I play Taz a lot, till he eats his fill
And then Kool Aid Man when it’s time to get ill
Played Donkey Kong and I got the high score
Before Mario dumped Pauline for that whore

My Atari, didn’t always bring good games
Pac-Man was lame, Custer’s Revenge was insane
And I hope the Reeses cause an allergy for E.T.
‘Cause that’s the game that brought down a whole industry
At a party that I threw for all the boys
We played Asteroids till we got hemorrhoids
My Atari lets me play with a stick in my lap
With a couple teeth marks ’cause I needed a snack
Whether in a space battle, or rustlin’ cattle
You won’t see me without my joy stick or paddle
My Atari!

Comedy Songs are fun!

Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer by Larry Weaver

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 13,2008

Funny Song: Ghost in the Trailer
Artist: Larry Weaver
CD: Looking for Fun
Funny song lyrics below video…

I all started back when I turned 18,
My ma, my wife, our six kids and me
Moved into a nice, used doublewide

It was blue and white, bout a hundred feet long,
With tires on the roof, flamingos on the lawn,
And genuine simulated wood paneling on the inside.

Well when you move into a trailer park
You hear odd things when it gets dark
Hollering, screaming and cursing ain’t nothing weird

But one night I heard a really strange noise,
So I crept down the hall to check on the boys
And what I seen scared me something fierce.

There on the naugahyde couch he sat,
A shadowy figure in a Mack Truck hat
It was a ghost and he was drinking all my beer!

He weren’t wearing no sheet, just a pair of jeans,
An old wifebeater with greasy stains
I screamed like a girl and he just disappeared

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He’s got a chain on his wallet, and he’s rattlin’ it loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Well I tore into the bedroom and slammed the door shut,
Then pretty soon the sun came up
I told my wife what happened but she just shook her head.

And to tell the truth I’d had a drink or three,
And the stress at the job been getting to me
But just to be safe I put a gun rack over the bed.

A neighbor stopped by later that day,
He said the previous tenant had passed away.
He was killed working on a Camaro in the front yard.

The hood fell and gave his head a smack,
He died but they say he still comes back
And when the moon is full he tries to start that car.

Well that same night about quarter to ten,
We was watching Dukes of Hazzard on TNN
And we heard a blood curdling scream coming from on the lawn.

We ran out onto the trailer lot,
And that Camaro was levitating right off the blocks
With that ghost in the driver’s seat yelling “Yee-haw!!!”

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, we got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave us alone.
He got Skynyrd on the radio, and he cranked it up real loud
There’s a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Things got bad and soon got worse
We were stuck with this paranormal curse
He would wake us up at night yelling boo-ya’ll.

He moved things around to cause a scare,
Made a tin of Skoal float through the air
And we could hear footsteps line-dancing down the hall.

Well I called the cops and they just laughed,
Then a friend from work found an online chat
Told me bout a site called trailerghost.com

There were stories and tips, all kinds of advice,
I’m telling you that website saved our lives
We sent that ghost back into the great beyond.

So listen to me, don’t make no mistake.
If you feel your trailer start to shake
Run to the window and take a look outside.

If there’s no tornado to be found,
And you start to hear a strange moaning sound
You might have a ghost in your doublewide!

Chorus
There’s a ghost in the trailer, you got a haunted mobile home!
And that redneck apparition will not leave you alone.
If the walls commence to moving, and blood starts dripping out
You got a ghost in the trailer, look out!

Comedy Song - ” I Think ? ” Terminal 5 from Great Britian

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 13,2008

I think this is a comedy song, well it has 128,000 views on youtube. The Brit’s find it funny! Guess ya have to live in Great Britian.

Terminal 5 from Great Britian

Stupid News - Chicago students seek Obama’s haircut, speedy spud, Weird Al

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: Stupid News
• Date: May 13,2008

Stupid News - Too funny!!!!Chicago students seek Obama’s haircut, speedy spud, Weird Al

CHICAGO - Dozens of students from the University of Chicago returned Sunday from a four-day multistate trek dubbed the world’s largest scavenger hunt after trying to find Barack Obama’s haircut and a car horn that plays “La Cucaracha,” among other things.

The list of 269 items includes having “a Nobel Prize winner or ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic witness your organ donor registration” and trying to get “Obama’s haircut at Obama’s barbershop.”

Teams get points for the items they bring back to campus, tasks they complete or questions they answer correctly. The scavenger hunt, in its 22nd year, includes a road trip as far as 1,000 miles from Chicago.

“This allows us to take another kind of brain power and put it into frivolous, trivial but completely enjoyable tasks,” said senior David Pisano, 21.

Winners had not been posted as of late Sunday for this year’s challenges, which included having “a potato break the sound barrier” and finding “a disgruntled beekeeper.”

Some participants headed to Las Vegas in search of celebrities to photograph, while others contemplated weaving a basket underwater, building a working light bulb from scratch, or locating or constructing a bust of Abraham Lincoln made out of pennies.

In 2000, the list called for a live elephant, which students were able to procure for judging.

Stupid News - Police: Drunk tuxedo-clad man took mower for ride

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: Stupid News
• Date: May 13,2008

Stupid News - Police: Drunk tuxedo-clad man took mower for ride! Sweet……..

Chautauqua County Sheriff Joseph Gerace said deputies got a report of an intoxicated person at a home in Irving around 1 a.m. Monday. When they arrived, the man was spotted riding away on his mower.

Deputies who stopped the Irving resident charged him with felony driving while intoxicated and aggravated unlicensed operation.

They say the charge is a felony because the man had a previous DWI conviction.

Comedy From Great Britian - Dan and Dan in “Requiem for a Wardrobe”

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 12,2008

This is “Dan and Dan” in “Requiem for a Wardrobe” from youtube.

     I have always been interested in what makes people laugh. Especially those crazy Brit’s, it seems that they have always had a dry sense of humor. Well i don’t think that at all now. It is us Americans that have the problem relating to British comedy, not the other way around. Americans are always looking for something over the top, we Americans have to be blown away by something to find it cool or funny. Maybe we need to relax abit and stop drinking the Red Bulls! We need to be alittle more like The Brit’s, enjoy the suddleties of comedy and life.

Here are Dan and Dan from Youtube!

Lyrics

“Requiem for a Wardrobe” Lyrics - by Dan and Dan
The baggy blue Gap pullover I found under a bed
Two shirts in what must once have been my favorite shade of red
A t-shirt bought for me by Mom, Another lent by Dad
A Hugo Boss coat that was once the trendiest thing I had.
And the hat… let’s hear it for the hat
 
The brand new top I ruined with Kabob sauce down the front
A beige shirt that a friend of mine called Nathan gave me once
The fleece I bought for four pounds as a costume for a vid
The ? shirt I’ve never worn that cost me 50 quid
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The gray fleece that reminds me of the ex wife of a friend of mine
Because she wore it for two days at Glastonbury ‘99
The black shirt with the buttons I convinced myself for all the World
That if I wore undone would make me irresistible to girls.
And the hat… let’s not forget the hat
 
The jacket that I wore for gigs when I was in a band at school
The velvety red shirt I can’t believe I ever thought was cool
The non-ironed shirt I wore so much the sleeves have gone all frayed
The t-shirt that I had one just before I first got laid.
And the hat… don’t forget the hat
 

Comedy Music - Rodney Carrington - Titties and Beer

• Author: angelx
• Filed under: comedy-music
• Date: May 9,2008

Here is another funny song “Titties and Beer ” By Rodney Carrington.

Rodney Carrington (Born October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician.

He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called “Titties and Beer”, “When My Wife Met My Girlfriend” and “Dancing With A Man” (the video of which featured fellow comedian Carrot Top in drag). His numerous albums and stand-up performances are often formatted for adult content. Rodney Carrington is however mostly famous for the song “Dear Penis.”

His comedy albums have all sold hundreds of thousands of copies. Even though Rodney had a television series, he still tours, selling out comedy clubs and performance halls across the country. He currently lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma with his wife Terri, his three sons, and his wife’s niece, Kylar Kemp.

Rodney released his 7th album, King of the Mountains, on April 3, 2007.

Carrington’s first Comedy Central special aired on April 14, 2007.

On May 1, 2007 Carrington released his first DVD entitled “Rodney Carrington: Live at the Majestic”.